Venus Testimonials

Orgasmic Cloud
“I can have sessions that last two, three, sometimes four hours. The best way I can describe it, is it is like floating along on a slowly drifting gentle orgasmic cloud. How is that for an allegory?”
~BV

On the Fence
To those of you on the fence about shelling out the admittedly considerable bucks, I say, “Just do it!” You know you want it, and believe me, you will be glad you did. The limitless variations of lube, speed, position and tricks will provide you with hours and hours of exquisite pleasure. The machine is well worth the money. Take it from one who has owned one for several years. I’ve tried all kinds of masturbation devices, and it was not until I got the Venus that I was totally satisfied. It does precisely what I had in mind, only better. I love it. The machine is versatile and built to last. It is extremely reliable. I know it’s going to work just fine every time I use it. And it does! It’s great fun experimenting with Venus. Even after all the time I’ve had mine, I’m still finding new ways to enjoy myself with this fine product. It’s been a wonderful investment. I would recommend it to anyone. You can’t put a price tag on ecstasy. This thing has paid for itself many times over.”
~JC Himself

Venus and Sybian
“A few months ago I purchased a Venus for myself. It gives me orgasms without ever getting erect, and easier than oral sex from my wife. We still hug, kiss, and cuddle but now we both can have all the orgasms we wish. Modern technology is wonderful!” note: they also own a Sybian
~B.F.- Flagstaff, AZ

Wife Loves It
“My wife loves the feeling when I suck and tug on her clit, but I am not always there to take care of her. So that is when my Venus comes in handy. She can sit there in ecstasy as it sucks and tugs on her lips and clit tirelessly, one orgasm after another”.
~KP Florida

Venus is essentially a vibrator for guys
Over the years I have gone to many adult sex toy shops and have probably bought every known men’s masturbation toy ever made and sold for cheap prices. Everything from inexpensive masturbation sleeves to molded, flesh-like vaginas, to sometimes sophisticated battery operated jack-off strokers and pumps–I’ve tried them all. The typical outcome over time from most of these is that they don’t work, or maybe they work somewhat well, and that eventually they wear out and break. So, like many other men I’ve been wanting to finally treat myself to a Venus experience and leave all of the other lackluster masturbation products behind once and for all. For a few years I’ve seen the demo videos on the website and have watched the Venus in action on other men always wondering and fantasizing what that really must feel like on a man’s penis. Finally, I made the decision to call and order a Venus for myself and join the club of other men who have experienced this type of masturbation luxury. In my opinion, the Venus is essentially a vibrator for guys. For years the masturbation playing field had not been equal between men and women since the ladies had always had such a wide array and assortment of effective masturbations aides such as dual-purpose vibrators, dildos, and clitoral massagers and men were left with very few options outside of our own hands for getting off. The Venus changes all of that by giving us men what women had to themselves for so long–an effective and reliable source of sexual pleasure and orgasm. Trust me men, the Venus will get you off and the stimulation sensations that it will give to your penis will be like nothing else you’ve ever experienced from other masturbation devices. Not only does the Venus work as described–it actually will exceed anything you have ever dreamed about in terms of masturbation pleasure!
~T.W.–Reno, NV

Right every time
“I am one of those people who believe in doing it right the first time. When I purchased my Venus, I bought all of the attachments available. I use the Head Massager for foreplay. If ‘Mr. Happy’ doesn’t want to play I ‘Pump’ up his ego. Then the Receiver strokes me into ecstasy. My partner loves her nipples massaged while she is riding her Sybian. Venus truly does it all! What fantastic products.”
~G.R. – Australia

Problem Solved
“I have spent hundreds of pleasurable hours with my Venus 2000. If more guys had this, it would solve a lot of problems in our society.”
~DZ – LA

Order Now
“My advice to potential buyers: pick up the phone and order it! Then camp out at your door for the UPS truck. This is really one instance when something too good to be true is true. Thank God for Abco.”
~C.J.- Louisiana

Great Investment
“I was shocked when I first saw the price but after sleeping on it for 2 days I decided to give it a try on the 45 day trial. Turned out to be one of my best investments ever.”
~T.K. – St Louis, MO

Horny
“I’d still prefer a sexy woman, but as a single guy, I’m horny sometimes when I don’t have anyone around. The Venus fills in just great.”
~A.L. – Chicago, IL

Morning Lover
“My wife and I usually have our play time in the evening. Even so, I almost always wake up with a hard-on, so now I get my Venus out in the evening and use it almost every morning. I can use it, wash it, and put it away in less than 5 minutes, gets my day off to a great start.”
~D.N. – Dallas, TX

Equalizer
“My wife wants sex once a week and I want it once a day, Venus is the perfect equalizer.”
~J.R. – Lexington, KY

Helpful
“The promotional video was very helpful in showing me what to expect. I had no idea the machine could be so powerful. It’s great!”
~T.E. – Kansas

Saved me Money
“I am single and in three years, I spent over $5000 talking on phone sex lines while I masturbated. Owning a Venus saved me several times the cost. Great invention!”
~K.W. – Gary, IN

Call me Stud
“I am gay and call my Venus “Stud”. I think most people masturbate when they don’t have a partner readily available. Since my normal choice of partners presents some definite health risk, I use “Stud”. It does what it is advertised to do. It’s easy, satisfying, and I consider it an excellent investment.”
~J.L.G. – San Francisco, CA

Phone home
“My husband and I have sex as often as rabbits when I am at home. However, I have a great job that drags me out of town several days each month. I bought myself a Sybian and him a Venus. When I get back to the motel I take a hot bath and then call him. I ride my Sybian while his Venus gets him off. We have the best phone sex ever! Thanks Abco.”
~J.A. – Milwaukee, WI

Traveling no problem
“My job requires that I travel extensively. I was pleased to learn that Abco had a unit available that I could convert to 240V when I go overseas. I have a great wife and wouldn’t jeopardize what I have for anything.”
~R.B. – (Emailed from Germany)

His, Mine, & Ours
“What a cool idea. We love the Head Massager! My husband loves oral sex, but sometimes I get tired. This little thing is more fun and gives my jaws a break! We enjoy using it together. I frequently put it on my clit and I can get off multiply every time.”
~S.P. – Boise, ID

She’s at the control
“My wife and I have a very loving relationship. Most of the time she will have sex whenever I want. There are times when she’s just not in the mood. That’s when she just gets Venus out, sets me in the recliner, lubes me up, and slips Venus on. You should see the glint in her eyes when she runs the controls! Sometimes she lets Venus finish me off and sometimes she decides to finish the job herself. Adds a whole new way to play in our relationship.”
~D.B. – Illinois

Slow to Fast
“When I ordered this thing I was afraid it would be boring. Figured it would stroke the same way all the time, like a robot or something, boy was I wrong! I can go from really slow long strokes to those tight fast ‘short rows’. You people really know what you are doing. Keep up the good work. I am gonna try to wear this thing out!”
~J.T. Jr. – Memphis, TN

Octogenarian
“You people are a life saver with me. I am an octogenarian (a person who is from 80 to 89 years old) and need a little help sometimes in getting and maintaining my erection. Your Pump is a masterpiece and a joy to use. After inserting my penis into the Receiver I am erect and hard for the duration whether I have 15 minutes or 2 hours available. Bless you.”
~R.L. – Florida

Growing
“Have noticed that after using the Pump my penis has become thicker and seems to be well toned.”
~B.R. – Minnesota

Better than the real thing
“At 77 years of age I may be your oldest user…but somehow I doubt it. I think the greatest thing about the Venus is the fact that you don’t have the feeling you are masturbating. It’s wonderful to lay back, close your eyes and have ‘someone’ else do you. It’s almost as good as the real thing…actually better than some of the ‘unenthusiastic’ women I’ve known in my life. Venus is superior to other devices I’ve tried that require you to keep pumping by hand which is not only tiring but diminishes the pleasurable feeling.”
~B.B. – England

On-off, On-Off
“The Venus with all the accessories is utterly fantastic. The joy and pleasure is unparalleled. It feels so good I must work to control my climax. With the Venus I can turn off the switch and when I turn it back on, I am at the same speed. I can only do this so many times and then I can’t hold it back any longer. Wow! What a climax. The Venus is easy to move around. I like to start with the Head Massager. It really gets me going. I am a widower and this fills all my needs.”
~Chas – LA

Love & happiness
“I like using the Venus at its slowest speed. No advertising on the Venus or box so the cleaning lady will never know what it is. Every guy should be so lucky to own this. Love & happiness.”
~Jim – New Orleans

One-a-days
“I have been using the Venus for some time now and it is great. I have had a partial erection problem for about 15 years (now age 60) and I don’t have to worry about that with Venus. I average about one session per day with it. I really like the slow speed feature. By the way, I also bought the Sybian for my wife and she always has multiple climaxes, even though she was very reluctant to use it at first.”
~JR – CA

Eyes Roll Back
“No other device has come anywhere close to how well the Venus has worked for me. I got tired of using my hand and wasting money on silly toys. The first time I used it I was totally astounded: Venus can make my eyes roll back in my head, and throw my body into spasms that make it difficult to turn the thing off sometimes. It isn’t as warm and cuddly as a woman but produces very intense orgasms. I love it…best investment I ever made. I recommend it to any guy who wants to have accommodations on demand…wonderful.”
~D. M. – Ohio

Awesome
“This is the first time that I have ever given a testimonial about anything. Having had my Venus for about six months now, I have learned to utilize it to the fullest. I am 57 years old and have had mild E.D. for about 5 years. This had made for difficult sex without the “blue pill” and the nasty side effects. The ability to masturbate is also difficult. With the Venus, I don’t need an erection to start with. I put my lubed soft penis in the receiver and turn the machine on. In a matter of 30 seconds or less, I have a great erection. In a matter of minutes, if I want to, I can feel the receiver literally sucking the ejaculate out of me. It is an awesome orgasm. I use this machine at least 4 times a week! Thank you for a wonderful well made product. No, you can’t have it back. ”
~Anonymous

Widower
“I am 72 years old and my wife of 42 years died in March. I have been “celibate” for twenty years. I masturbated at least once a week during that time. The last five years it has not been easy, I had a triple by-pass five years ago and the medication I am on more-or-less prevents me from having an erection, or if I do manage to get one, I can’t maintain it.

I used Venus last night, on a very slow speed with my flaccid cock, while watching a movie on television. I had the most intense orgasm from Venus than from any time in my past, even when I was a young stud with multiple partners.
So, once again, THANK YOU. Your product is everything you advertise. I will be using it at least once a week. I will be ordering lots more lube.”
~D. T.

Best Toy Ever
The first time I used my new machine yesterday it was amazing, I had forgotten how good it was. wow!, a totally awesome experience, when the orgasm hit I was seeing stars and afterwards my legs actually felt wobbly! 🙂 Just one final point which has become very apparent – I think a lot of people who have not experienced the Venus think it’s just a mechanized hands free version of the Fleshlight (or any other male toy for that matter) and as such overpriced, but they are very wrong. Yes, the Venus is mechanized and hands free but the big thing is that the sensations are way, way more intense than anything else that is available and hence the resulting orgasm, whether this is due to the liner or vacuum effect I not sure but I know this is the case.
~Kind regards, Keith (UK)

Advanced Technique- Better than sex!
By that I mean intercourse. This one will drive a man wild. Two tricks: 1) Get the root end of the receiver dry, so that it adheres to the skin with no sliding. Best technique I’ve found is to begin normally, get everything adjusted, but then stop. Fold a paper towel a couple of times lengthwise. Using a finger to depress your shaft away from the receiver, stuff the paper towel around the base of the shaft inside the receiver liner, to soak up the lube. it may take practice, but if everything is fitted right, you will eventually be able to remove the paper towel and have the root of the liner not slide against your shaft but rather just pull it. This has the effect of dramatically reducing the stroking sensation on your shaft, which dramatically HEIGHTENS the sensation on your corona (tip). 2) Get a solid-state relay and a computer method of randomly turning it on and off. The randomness is the key… it causes you to focus on your own sensations, as you don’t know what’s going to happen next. Between the heightened corona sensation from no distracting shaft stroking, and the suspense of wondering when and how long the next few slow strokes will be, you may leave your V2K on for hours at a time, trying your best to AVOID an ejaculation. After this, sex is a let-down!
~Sincerely, A Doubly Satisfied Customer!!

A Venus Friend
I have been faithfully married for 24 years and this device will help me to keep it that way. I finally was able to open the package and try things out. I cannot describe how wonderful this is for me. I have struggled with ED for a number of years and found self-love could not satisfy me because I could not maintain an erection. This is part of the solution that I have been looking for. My wife has sexual dysfunction issues and cannot make things happen. Time to print some pictures of my love and fantasize about what I wish was and be thankful to have what you guys provide to help me with what is. I found the end of my search in the Venus. Thanks again.
~Best regards, R

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